Friday, December 15, 2006

Manny Ramirez Demands Trade to Utah Jazz


Having failed in his request to get traded to another baseball team, Boston Red Sox star Manny Ramirez now wants to arrange a cross-sports trade to the Utah Jazz. "This is just Manny being Manny," Ramirez's agent said, while making a cuckoo sign with his left hand. "Last year he asked to be traded to NASA." No one's sure if Ramriez even plays basketball or if he even knows where Utah is. Some say he may not even know that Utah is a place. For their part, the Jazz say they're willing to part with Gordan Giricek because - what the hell - he's White and not very good.

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