2:00 a.m. Paris arrives at jail
2:02 a.m.Cavity search turns up one of Matt Leinart's cuff links
2:07 a.m.Nicole Richie so upset she's able to eat
2:09 a.m.Paris converts to Islam
2:12 a.m.Paris joins Latin Kings
2:14 a.m.With Lindsay Lohan in rehab and Paris in jail, a desperate Wilmer Valderrama "booty-texts" Marg Helgenberger
2:19 a.m.Paris completes jailhouse memoirs, sells to Knopf
2:23 a.m.Paris digs tunnel and escapes to Cazumel
1 comments:
would love it if all that happens!
For a bit of Paris humor, I wrote a fun post on my blog about Paris Hilton…stop by and check it out:
http://rickrockhill.blogspot.com/2007/06/dr-wang-channels-conrad-hilton-beyond.html
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