I'm guessing you saw the Super Bowl. Yes, we lost. I'm not happy about it, as you can see from this picture taken two minutes after the game. I was really down, then I realized, "Hey - I'm still Tom Brady."
Let's play a little game of "Imagine." Who would you rather be, Eli Manning (gap toothed, googly-eyed, mouth-breather) or me, Tom Brady? He's marching down Broadway today covered in scraps of paper. Right now, I'm covered in supermodel. As I'm typing this, I can see the shadow of my reflection in the monitor, and even the silhouette of me is enough to bring a smile to my eyes, and when I see that smile, how can I be upset? I'm Tom Brady.
So many people are not Tom Brady. There are too many to list them all here, but open a phone book sometime and read every name except "Tom Brady." You'll see for yourself, it's pretty staggering how few people get to experience being me. I can only think of one off the top of my head.
What's so great about being Tom Brady? Here's an example: I'm dating Giselle. I'm in a Stetson ad for Giselle. So not only am I with the world's most beautiful woman, I'm actually making money by being with her. That's just one small example of what I call "The Tom Brady Experience."
So Giants, yes, congratulations. But also me, congratulations.
9 comments:
My 6th grade teacher at Robbins Lane Elementary School was named Tom Brady. He was a mean old man.
Tom Brady = good looking, hot chicks all over the place, millions of dollars, 100-27 record as a starting QB, 3 time champion.
yeah, it doesn't suck to be Tom Brady! AT ALL!
dont forget Brady that you have a kid and you're a dead beat father
OH YEAH AND YOU LOST THE SUPERBOWL
18-1!!!!
Last I checked, it's hard to be a deadbeat dad when you pay child support and have a relationship with your son.
Tom Brady is a lucky man.
I doubt Tom Brady really wrote this.
Relationship with your son? I don't think so. He has more than 1, and he doesn't have anything to do with them. The dead beat father comment was pretty accurate. Tom Brady is a sore loser. He will never win another superbowl, and his career has been tarnished. No one will ever take him or the patriots serious.
I still like George Clooney better!
Nancy from Newbury
wow what a dirtbag.....go be a father a**hole!
I am glad this website publishes the truth about Father - though your facts on the Umlaut could use some correcting. However, you do get extra points for noting Eli's mouthbreathing condition, even if you left out what Father did to alleviate his suffering.
For your efforts, I shall place you in my High Council of Elders, as ranking member of the Subcommittee on Athletic Rumor and Naughty Activities.
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