Dick Cheney is in Iraq this week to show Iraqis that no matter how bad they think things are, they can always get worse. "Is it raining?" Cheney asked. "Where is my parade - you know, the one with the candy and flowers?"
The Veep managed to raise morale of the troops by pointing out that he still lives in the United States, so at least they don't have to hear about him that often. Then he argued that the troop surge is working, as evidenced by the stock market rising two percent today.
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I wonder how carefully they vet the soldiers who actually get to touch His Darkness?
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