Today, New York's governor for the last few months resigned after revelations that he had a satisfying sexual encounter. In what was clearly a violation of the public trust, the governor arranged for sex, paid for it, and both parties were left happy.
"You think you know a guy," one voter who did not wish to remain anonymous told me. "I mean, looking at him, you'd think he hates sex. But it turns out he loves it. Who knew?"
Today Spitzer read from a prepared statement and said he will leave office to spend more time with his family, who doesn't bill by the hour.
On Monday, it was revealed that Spitzer spent more than $15,000 on call girls which angered New York's fiscal conservatives who say that in these lean times, it's possible to have sex for much less.
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