Just days after admitting to an affair with a married Senator, Barbara Walters padded an already-impressive sexual resume by revealing she slept with ex-Presidents James Polk and Herbert Hoover.
"Polk was a sensuous lover," Walters disclosed, "And probably the only time I ever slept with a member of the Whig party! He was a strong believe in 'Manifest Destiny' both foreign-policy wise and sexually. That hair of his, oh my!"
"The name Herbert still sends chills down my spine. He was insatiable. He's a man who knew what he wanted and knew how to get it. And what he wanted was the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act. He used to joke about naming it the 'Hoover-Walters Act.' But then the world would have been onto our little secret. I caught him dancing the Lindy with another flapper and you can guess how that ended."
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