Apparently being Mos Def is no longer def enough, and the government ordered the rapper/actor/parasailing enthusiast switch to Mos hi-Def by 2009 or be rendered obsolete. The plea fell on Def ears, literally. "Mos Def" is short for "Most Definitely," although he's known to his friends as, "Almost Certain," "Probably," and "I'm 90% Sure."
Performer Vin Diesel is also being encouraged to switch to "Vin Ethanol."
1 comments:
Absolutely hilarious. But I think Vin Biodiesel would be an easier switch, and probably just as manly a name.
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