A historic day in politics yesterday as Barack Obama became the first African American to win a major party's presidential nomination, while Hillary Clinton became only the second woman to lose one.
Clinton handled her defeat with her typical mix of class and passive-aggressiveness saying, "I have to hand it to my opponent John McCain or as I call him "John Campaign!" Ha ha, you can use that! But seriously, if you do, please respect the trademark and give me a royalty since I'm millions of dollars in debt."
"This next election presents us with a clear choice - stay on the present destructive course we're on, or dare to change. Now is no time for daring, which is why I'm happy to throw my support behind Senator McCain. I can think of no one whom I'd more rather see field that 'three A.M. phone call' - especially since he'd probably already be awake, urinating."
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