An Olympic basketball team led by Kobe Bryant and Lebron James - that sounds like a lot of fun, doesn't it? Picture the excitement of five players waving each other off to take 20 foot contested jump shots! Imagine the grace of American athletes yelling at each other during timeouts! Get ready for incredibly passive-aggressive post-game press conferences! For the first time ever, five pariahs on one floor!
Those organizing the team explained, "On the heels of the invasion of Iraq, we have to once again remind the world why they hate us. The selection of Kobe, Carmelo Anthony, and Jason Kidd will go a long way to serve that end."
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