Lines stretched around the block at Apple stores today as hundreds queued up to buy the latest in broken Apple technology - a new 3G iPhone that can't be activated through iTunes. Those who were actually able to buy the phone couldn't believe their luck. "I've waited for over a year to be able to deal with Apple's tech support," said one satisfied new customer. "Glitches, hiccups, and outages, this is what the iPhone experience is all about!"
Others were equally excited. "As soon as this massive outage is solved, I can't wait to activate my phone, stick it in my pocket, and start irradiating my balls!" said another buyer, who added, "Hope my friends and family are ready to hear me babble non-stop about getting live stock quotes!"
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