Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Two Incredibly Boring, Overrated People May be Having Sex


Oh, to not be a fly on the wall during the rumored trysts of Alex Rodriguez and Madonna. A-Roid has repeatedly been spotted leaving the singer's apartment around midnight leading to speculation that she enjoys hearing stories about losing baseball games, or that mutual feelings of self-important blandness have blossomed into a full-fledged boring affair.


A spokesman for the singer denied the rumors and also added, "I don't like the term 'cougar'; I prefer saying 'vintage' or 'certified pre-owned.'"

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

ha!