Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Worldwide Alarm as Iran Obtains 1950s Technology


The fun nation of Iran demonstrated basic rocket technology today, putting the world on high-alert that Iran may now have knowledge of 17th century physics. President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad announced, "After years of struggle, we now have a primitive understanding of mass, velocity, and acceleration. We are working toward obtaining a black market Apple Macintosh, or maybe even a Brother word processor. So look out."

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