There is no way that this giant gorilla suit stuffed into a styrofoam container that scientists are not allowed to examine is a fake Bigfoot. Fortunately, CNN has been covering this story around the clock, and their experts say the fact that the Bigfoot has eyeholes and a zipper down the back only prove its authenticity. "It is well known that Bigfoot actually looks like a guy wearing a Bigfoot suit. You can see this in conclusive soft-focus black and white photographs as well as in unimpugnable video featuring several jump cuts," said a prominent Bigfoot expert, who only coincidentally has nine roommates.
"This latest find is the most significant advancement in the field since a photo last year of something that looks as though it's either a mossy log or a giant creature lying on its side."
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i found out only recently that Bigfoot's name is actually Sasquatch... man i need to get in the loop
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