Tuesday, August 05, 2008

You Can Go Back To Mindlessly Slaughtering Gorillas


Gorilla poachers finally got some great news today: it turns out there are double the amount of these eminently killable animals to wantonly slaughter than previously thought.


A new census shows more than 125,000 gorillas in the Congo - an especially remarkable statistic since perhaps even more gorillas wouldn't open the door to take the survey.


Asked to explain, one scientist guessed, "This must be a banner year for gorilla sex."

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