The stock market plunged almost 3% this morning on word of it opening. "Most of us on The Street have never seen a drop of these epic proprtions before," said a broker who was hired yesterday. To quell worldwide fears the government bailed out ailing insurer AIG. AIG is now hoping to avoid bankruptcy until next week.
Despite pleas for calm many investors are pulling their funds out of the market to invest it in illegal narcotics and hookers both of which promise to be buoyant industries in a sunk economy.
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