In a speech last night that was so good Rush Limaugh liked it, Sarah Palin erased any doubts that she is the single best person to lead our nation.
Palin made it clear she's not like those "Washington Insiders" who have worked in federal government and apply their experience to make knowledgeable decisions. She would apply her complete ignorance of foreign affairs and domestic legislative and judicial rules to solve problems like immigration and Pakistani instability with simple rural charm she learned by driving her kids to hockey. Perhaps we could even eliminate the climate crisis by poring over the book of Leviticus a bit more thoroughly. We would win the war in Iraq, provide unparalleled care to those with Down's Syndrome (hopefully without resorting to science) and pay for it all with an enormous tax cut.
By the way, here's a great joke I heard last night:
Q: What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull?
A: Lipstick!
(note: I'm unsure if this means the hockey mom wears lipstick or the pitbull wears lipstick. Either way, it's a terrific joke that qualifies the teller to be Vice President)
2 comments:
Go 'Bama! Palin's speech raised him $8 million dollars in 1 day and the Republicans can't raise any more public money - boooo-whahahahhah!
Keep on lying you slime dogs, we're taking back the Country!
love it!
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